We all know life as a mannequin can be pretty tough at the best of times. Constantly having to pose in shop windows or do some other digni-frying activity. The TV programme Brainiac supplies a large amount of jobs for the mannequin folk but this job is often hazardous. A fact that a lot of people aren’t aware of is that humans actually evolved from mannequins hence the name man taken from the ancestral name of man-nequin. Some believe that Jesus was of the mannequin race. He wasn’t sent down by God to advertise Christianity, no no, he was sent to publicise his Mannequeriam beliefs, his agent had set him up to appear on several chat shows including Parkinson which he failed to attend due to some crucifixion malarkey.
The mannequin downfall of the 80s was a serious turning point for mannequins in terms of being the dominant race. In 1983 humans began to revolt against the mannequins, hollering at them for taking all the decent jobs or taking too long in public toilets. Mannequins would agree to work for next to nothing and were efficient and trust worthy workers. The first noted mannequin killing was in the spring of 84 but was also the last. Mannequins hate violence and due to their slow reaction time they’re not Jackie Chans by any means. To stop any further confrontation they shied away from humans, parent mannequins brought up their mannequin children to be reserved and not to be too spontaneous. Speak only when spoken to etcetera etcetera...
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